Me: *shows ID to cashier to buy alcohol* Cashier: *enters birthday as “11111111” Me: Guess I’ll die

Scream into the void (y/n)?

Talanted, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopper, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to refferace or not refferace

I posted a selfie with some stubble and all my friends think it's photoshopped.

Fuckin’ lies.

Me, not listening: “haha, yeah, love that for you” Person: “oh, actually we don’t love that for me” Me: “oh haha, yeah, hate that”

He's good!

Idk life is short do code pushes on Fridays

This is my type of guy.

Strike up a conversation with someone at the airport bar, turns out we’re taking the same flight and sitting beside each other

😭😭

Did someone say Microsoft Teams can be used for phishing? 😵 Wanna see how its done? 😈 Lets go:

"KrbRelayUp: KrbRelayUp - a universal no-fix local privilege escalation in windows domain environments where LDAP signing is not enforced (the default settings)." #infosec #pentest #redteam github.com/Dec0ne/KrbRela…

"mock-kernel-2023: Official Solution and Source Code for the "Mock Kernel" challenge from UIUCTF 2023" #infosec #pentest #redteam github.com/jprx/mock-kern…

Another day, another cve in your open source application. Remote unauth DoS 😵 can finally talk about it soon

First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off ✌️

Has anyone written a RCE PoC exploit for the buffer overflows in CUPS?

and... couldn't get ShmooCon tickets

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I'm writing up some N-day PoC's exploits for v8. Let me know if you're interested in collaborating. #cve #securityresearch