Why does the world feel like an episode of Black Mirror at this point. Exhausting.

See her that just swiped the 150,000 from me there on cash register, could she have been any less arsed.

I got told to leave an outdoor bar for clapping a dog 💀

"We Failed" One of the largest newspapers in Denmark is apologizing for its journalistic failure during COVID-19 by only publishing official government messages without questioning them. Via Niemandsknecht ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/ledere…

Working in KFC, hungover. Wee girl running around after eating dinner. Told her to sit down incase she was sick. Two minutes later, projectiled everywhere. Got the mop/bucket and was boaking looking at it. The mum had to clean it while I went in the toilet and was sick myself.

Imagine taking the time to write this and then perform it with a straight face. What a narcissist.

Nuclear war, cancer, paedos.

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What is the script with ScotRail and their limited train schedule. Last trains at 7/8pm on a Saturday. Are they purposely trying to wind everyone up 🤣🤣🤣

Coverage of the Commonwealth Games has been fkn awful on BBC. At least they are showing Lawn Bowls. Small merci…zzZzzZzzZzZZ

Cryyyyying

I'm not going to survive this.

Morning everyone. Abolish the monarchy.

BREAKING: You will be pleased to know hospitals are cancelling appointments for cancer patients on the day of the Queen's funeral as a "mark of respect" and no, this one is not satire either. This island is getting a little too sinister for my liking.

Not everyone is a great admirer of the House of Windsor in Britain. A man who is against the Royal family confronted King Charles III in Wales. “Charles, While we struggle to hear our homes, We have to pay for your parade. The taxpayer pays £100 million for you- and what for?”

This was misinformation. x.com/markbayly/stat…

Can someone just fkn pay the railway workers what they’re asking for cause thats about 100 days the services haven’t been running on ScotRail this year and when they are running, they’re not, due signalling faults.

What he said… Kudos Pegg News

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