20 degrees Celsius is the magic number for everyone dressing for the weather they want when we all know it’ll be cold later.

It took (the man from Taskrabbit) hours to build these new drawers for the guest room.

Unsubscribing from rave updates because I’m now 40 and can only handle staying awake past 11pm about three times a year.

This joke never gets old.

Here’s my opinion.

If secondary care refuse or reject a referral for a NON clinical reason- despite national adverts saying patients have a choice in where they are referred to, then the team rejecting the referral should also inform the pt and not dump this onto GPs.

It would be nice if Chris and his ilk actually bothered to fund primary care properly.

It’s great that he’s pointing out appt numbers have increased, but we are thousands of GPs short, and we now have GPs unemployed as there is no money to pay for them.

Apollo proving that not all cats are gentle, graceful and agile.

Guess who’s in when we are five doctors and one paramedic down?
I’m going to swap careers and today we will just have to firefight.

A conspiracy theory that I am 100% behind.

So much for my…

I’ve started speaking Italian in this restaurant and I’ve grossly overestimated my abilities

I’m really milking this birthday

I’ve set Siri to the northern woman setting and she still doesn’t understand my accent.