If you get on the number 4 bus heading south and smell cheese, it was me. Happy Eurocheesion everyone

An ode to my Twitter handle

Brb off to hide in a dark room. Have given myself a massive patriarchy induced headache from all the feminist rage

Monday

it’s time to ⚠️BeReal⚠️

Bridge of Lies is back and #RossKemp is looking for fun teams of four to apply for our second series! Whether you’re friends, family, colleagues, if you have bags of personality and think you can take on the bridge of lies, we would love to hear from you! [email protected] #bbc1

Guess who's back? (back again) Ross is back, tell a friend (to apply casting.lumi.media/1ddf48fe-9e78-…)

official UK government policy:

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how can he be charlie iii when they're already up to charlie xcx

Went on facebook for the first time in months. My sponsored content has changed?

Matt Hancock or Donald Trump? Both?

I’m terribly worried what hyperfixation my spotify2022 is going to grass me on. I bet it’s the second riff and guitar solo on Misery Business

📢 Ross Kemp is back with not just one, but TWO new series of Bridge of Lies on BBC One and BBC iPlayer Find out more ➡️ bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/20…

Guess who's back (back again) Bridge is back! Tell a friend (or 3 cause you'll need a Team of Four to apply) bbc.co.uk/showsandtours/…

On the same Venn diagram as the men who think people need to take their tampon out to pee 🤦🏻‍♀️