Been a very good pre-bday weekend 💚

The reflection of my phone’s camera caught the best part of the eclipse. Happy bday to me from the universe. 💚

“Eurydice, dying now a second time, uttered no complaint against her husband. What was there to complain of, but that she had been loved?” - Ovid, Metamorphoses

Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles

Fuck dude I love making food for people. Especially when one of their top 5 meals in their life is a dish I made with rice, eggs, and leftover seafood ramen broth (not pictured). Here are some meals I’ve recently made for a cute boy:

😋🥳 Though I swear I’m perpetually in school lately lmao

Ok but like I forgot how great I am at drawing dicks

If this doesn’t put it in perspective for you, nothing will.

I have a new child that I won at a raffle.

This has severely messed me up. Like I can’t get out of bed other than to pee. I’m not hungry at all and I’m nauseous. I kinda wanna disappear. And I can barely get water into me. I hate being heartbroken.

What if I just casually get a degree in horticulture

No but like what if I did tho???? Because I’m not even growing these to smoke… I’m growing these for the challenge. 🤣 (It’s legal in MA)

Like come on

Grandma Candy 🍓 #pixelart

alpha bros be having podcasts where they coach other men to be hyper-masculine controlling red-flag assholes meanwhile every woman i know is completely horny for this 40 sec clip of tom holland in drag shaking his little ass to a feminist anthem

Hi hello. If I came to streaming with my dnd group as a campaign, would yall come watch?

I’m gonna need to revamp a few things if I’m gonna start streaming the dnd campaign. Especially since it’ll only be a couple of a hours per session. 🤣 ain’t no accidental 12 hr streams anymore