it is! y'see, I'm a dilf because dang, I love fuse. gotta show yourself some love, ey?

seeing his twins struggle with the dilf when they all KNOW it's about lovin' ol' fusey 😌

ooc; I promise I can be serious but I swear most my serious side goes to my caustic portrayal 😭

eeeexactly. when has ol' fusey steered anyone wrong, huh?

dabs turns into a deathbox

tossing a grenade into the air and catching it over and over. you guessed it, the ol' man is bored.

oh. well, hey, welcome aboard!! heard of me, huh? not all great stuff either, I bet.

really? huh. didn't think many of the other's thought all that much of me. nice to be proved wrong, though!

I can understand that. I ain't got any beef with this lot. don't really trust big red or caustic that much but hey, no one said the games were gonna be a walk in the park.

y'know the big grumpy robot? all read and murder-y? that's big red.

ain't the nicest one I've met here, that's for sure. 'e let me drop over the edge of olympus my first day here. not great.

"hah, I get it!"

"someone's gotta bring a lil' bit'a boom to the games. they were borin' before I got 'ere."

"didn't say anyone in the games were borin', just the whole.. y'know. not enough explosives on the site, if y'ask me." pause. raised brow. "I've only ( got ) one eye -."

he'll allow a little laugh, just at that end part. "alright, I didn't hear nothing. as for the bombs, I'm sure we can come to an agreement? I found a few level four shields that might take your fancy?"

a gentle shake of his head. "no catch, mate. you just leave my grens' be, and I'll give you those shields. seems like a fair swap if y'ask me."

"good, and I'm a man'a mine. I'll get those shields to ya, or you can grab 'em next time you're at the compound. they're just in my lockbox."

is he good???

y'all pray for my son. ain't nothin' wrong with him, he's just really bad at backflips