John Cleese gives the greatest eulogy of all time at Graham Chapman's memorial service

"Why don't you just be honest?"

Jamie Funnell 𝕮𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 𝕻𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖞 Sky Sports Statto Sky Sports Premier League The FA have the community shield as a none competitive game. UEFA have the super cup as competitive.

Please take a moment or two to enjoy this small selection of posts on Bluemoon, which as you can see is a very normal website full of very normal, rational people.

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***GIVEAWAY*** As one giveaway ends another one starts! To enter for a chance to win these two LFC drinking mugs. All you have to do is RT this tweet and follow me (if you don’t already). Winner selected at random! Ends 07/02/2020 Good Luck! GoalStar.co.uk

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FUCKING HELL! hahahaha

I’m sorry but this is actually David Brent flogging duvets on Ideal World

Pure Partridge.

Dream come true. 🏆

For anyone missing the Edinburgh fringe

😯 URef’s data reveals that #ManchesterUnited had a WHOPPING 27 VAR Key Decision Reviews go in their favour this season - #1 in the #PL 📝📺United’s season with VAR: Total Key Decisions = 39 KD FOR UTD = 27 KD AGAINST UTD = 12 😈+ 15 KD Differential! 🏆 1st in the Prem ^😬

How about using a pic of Koeman lifting the European Cup for Barca? Nah, this’ll do. Are you sure? It’s not the most flatt- I SAID IT’LL DO.

Such a peaceful protest eh, Gary Neville??

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

I’m retweeting this again because it gets better every single time.