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me and my crew are pulling in 2k/week signing up for elon/trump voting registration scams in every battleground state. it's like online casino sign up bonuses. free money. i'm not even going to vote lol

ancient sumerian man looking up the clay tablet entry for bread while eating bread

there's an irc channel for magic the gathering that has certified judges hanging out 24/7 where you can ask any rules question and they'll explain the correct ruling to you in detail. what i'm proposing is something similar but for microsoft excel

having a conversation with my three girlfriends zara, kaynat, and neha. they won't stop saying this

they call it a swing state because any one can swing by and vote there. and thats what i plan to do

this door knocking shit for elon's canvassing company is so easy. i just signed up and said i knocked on 1000 doors today in michigan. basically printing money. i don't even know where michigan is

if you're a fan of politics, you won't want to miss out on what's going on today

like every one else i learned a big lesson last night. i don't know what that lesson was and also i didn't learn it

the democrats ran a perfect campaign. there is just no way to influence how americans vote. they are a nebulous and mysterious sort – ambiguous beings who roam our land at the behest of no one. it is them to blame, and them alone. we are at the mercy of these strange beasts

i was trying to beat the final boss of the elden ring dlc for a couple hours with minimal progress. then i switched to the fingerprint shield/heavy lance build and beat him on the second attempt. so stupid lol

i've come around and think it's kind of cool that if you make a post on here and it gets big enough, a bunch of little bots swarm into your replies and yap away. it's like pikmin when they find a battery or a soda can

when i was a kid i made my dad take me to see the jackass movie and he got nauseous from the hand cameras and had to leave the theater. then i got nauseous when steve-o snorted wasabi and threw up and i had to leave the theater too. good movie

The Department of Efficiency needs two heads lmao

you know what i don't care what happens to everyone else. i need these two mfs to be shrunk 100percent

i took all the supplements they seized from alex jones. after a night of uneasy dreams i find myself transformed into a gigantic red faced man

i don’t know much or care about destiny but you can just tell from this clip who is actually funny and who is painfully not lol

the right wing concept of new york city is fascinating. i want to study this guy’s brain under a microscope