The right to go to school and not get killed by an AR-15 is more important than the right to an AR-15.

Generate a ton of music with AI ➡️ assemble an army of bots to stream that music 600,000+ times a day ➡️ make $10 million in royalties … ➡️ become the first to be indicted for “streaming fraud”

it worked! i had such a great first day!!

it is funny to teach INS v. AP the same day that you're quoted in @ap

when you apply to register a trademark it is absolutely crucial to— haha jk trademark law is cool but it will not save your life 😘

hey Richard M. Re my daughter drew you

come join me in the standing desk club if you don’t want DBS 😆

the only upside is that my kid’s letter from her first grade teaching containing a big baggie of glitter (??) and instructing her to sprinkle said glitter under her pillow the night before school started (????) did not arrive until after school started

don’t have to include a disclaimer when your whole band name is a disclaimer!

every day is the day to talk about safety or policy but days when children & teachers die & are wounded & hide in dark corners terrified for their lives are especially the days to talk about safety or policy

aaaggghhh a uspto non-final office action to amend your description of goods & services & disclaim descriptive terms is not "a huge blow" msn.com/en-gb/news/oth…

i need the buddy movie about con artist fraudster anna delvey & wholesome worcester pommelhorse olympian stephen nedoroscik solving crimes together after becoming besties on dancing with the stars

can there be two american nightmares??

wait. i wrote an article about celebrities registering their kids names as trademarks & no one told me that blake lively, w/ products/businesses called BETTY BUZZ, BETTY BOOZE, & BETTY BLOOMS, has a kid named betty?? (good thing it's still in edits) nytimes.com/2024/08/11/mov…

law students often need to hear this too! you love/hate to argue? ok that doesn’t actually answer the question of whether you’ll enjoy & excel at litigation or transactional work in any meaningful way

there was a floutist at services tonight & it was like a very jethro tull shabbat?! LOVED it tbh