when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

a do not disturber

me when I'm not okay:

If your last name starts with Lynch I know wtf your ancestors were doing, smfh

Me coming home after being friendly and social all day:

People over 25 when Ludacris came out during the halftime show

Imagine paying 13k to watch your team lose, I could never.

when I say I hate social NEVER am I talking about these 2

“Short term purchases like groceries”

I can’t even hate, this marketing is supreme 😚👌🏼 #AvatarTheLastAirbender

When somebody try to play dumb with me knowing I can get STUPlD 😂😂😭

When I get rich no one will know, but there will be signs

The Last of Us Part II be like

Me every single day

when your stomach start hurting at the wrong place & wrong time 😭

I can’t even enjoy twitter anymore, the spam bots in the comments are out of control, the amount of morbid pages I’ve had to mute/block because all the fucked up shit that comes up on my feed is intolerable. I genuinely might delete this shit. Elon actually ruined Twitter 💔

Okay but he didn’t have to kick the dog 😡#houseofdragons

The “I SURVIVED GETTING SHOT” press run is about to send this country into fully into The Boys Season 4, see yall in hell 🫡