I miss 2010 when the only pandemic we had was Bieber Fever

Only 204 days until this year is over!!!! But who’s counting ..

You deserve love

Animals are grateful when they feel Your humanity towards her ..

queen shit 👑 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

why did taco bell have to pick summer 2020 to get rid of potatoes like read the room

I ate an impossible burger from a restaurant today and it tasted so much like real meat, it freaked me out. I will never be eating another one again in case you all were wondering

ur nipples showing thru ur shirt isn’t trashy...it is CHIC.

Just ate sushi without chopsticks and it felt as taboo as eating Chipotle without the black fork

Just made pancakes at my mothers house and she had the syrup in the fridge. Is this monstrous behavior or is it just me? Where does the syrup go?!

It is officially September so if anyone wants to wish me a happy birth month or Venmo me $1000, now is the time

What is the best hangover food and why is your answer Chipotle?

Just tried to buy wine a Kroger at 9 am for my friends birthday brunch, but they don’t start selling alcohol until 11 on Sundays. So here I am looking like a raging alcoholic on the lords day while they take the bottle from me

Thank you Kygo for spending 2,457 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/23fqKkg…

If I could go back and make this my senior quote...

Hunny

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