Today is my birthday. I’m not a big birthday guy. Everybody gets born. It’s nothing to be proud of. So instead of birthday wishes I’d ask you to sent 1 negative tweet to any of my enemies. Do not threaten them. Just remind them that they stink. Thank you.

i will restart the entire song if u talk over my favorite part

What do I do with my vases? I put flowers in those motherfuckers.

if we’re drinking and i start talking about my dad just take me home

Next stop: London

It feels good to football. See you Sept. 8 at 7pm ET. #Kickoff2022

One year ago today, this iconic Baltimore Ravens moment. @lj_era8

Power has a price. The official #YellowstoneTV season 5 trailer is HERE! See you on Sunday November 13. Don't miss the special two-hour premiere event, only on @ParamountNet.

i don't remember this scene of resume dancing to bella's lullaby in twilight

Robbie Coltrane, who portrayed Hagrid in Harry Potter, has passed away at the age of 72.

In 2024…The SAUSAGE PARTY continues!!!!!!!!!

Migos Rapper Takeoff Dead at 28, Shot in Houston tmz.com/2022/11/01/mig…

my wedding MUST HAVE a drunk confessional room

2 weeks until Rihanna’s concert with special appearance from the Chiefs and the Eagles

“little pedro pascal from santiago, chile, hosting saturday night live… wild” 🥹

Ed Reed was an absolute freak back in the day 🐐