RT "@moanahhhlisa: what is your favorite shade of flannel? #askdemondean" SAM'S SKIN TONE

heres how our friendship works: u laugh at my jokes or ill kill u

cas a ring of salt wont protect u from my luv ;)

ok no one washes up for the orgy cas didnt mean it hes just trying to piss me off coz he knows that im possessive as hell

id do the ice bucket challenge but i dont trust sam and cas not to use holy water

when cas tries to hold staring contests with me in public im always like be cool bb ppl will think we're gay lets make out instead 😏

"dean why r u so mean??" two reasons: 1. im a demon 2. go fuck yourself

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pro tip: cas doesnt like it when u scream his father's name during sex

[me and bae fucking] me: oh god cas! cas: oh john dean! me: yeah ok i get it

cas' google search: how to bake pie for demon why is six really afraid of seven hot wings pizza man dean?! cute cat pics flappy bird cheats

sam's google search: how to tame your mane how to tame your demon brother helmets for tall people help?! my hair is more fabulous than me

sex with me is to live for (im amazing) sex with sam is to die for (literally) sex with cas is not allowed (unless u want me to kill u)

my rituals bring all the demons to the yard

i wrote a haiku all my friends are dead im a demon and thats cool refrigerator

why u gotta be so ruuuude dont u know im human--wait a minute

dont u wish ur demon was hot like me

crowley just gave me a bff bracelet i am so done with this bullshit

my anaconda dont want none unless u got wings hun whoops sorry cas