this pasta is fuckign overdone. its become abstract like love- gordon ramsay

For anyone who doesn't believe that I have 3 hands:

I'm so fucking convolution poisoned by rube goldberg machines. I can't even watch something happen straightforwardly anymore

I've become so handpilled from staring at my hand

"perfect sweetie, 9/11 doer"- bin Laden's bio, probably, if he was on here. makes you sick doesn't it. important to remember it's not actually real though

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i'm worried that what started as an irritating swagger has metabolised into a more concerning jar jar binks walk

Mark Wahlberg: If it had been me working in that lab late that night, it wouldn't have went down like it did

(out loud while mentally replaying a Mr bean clip during my grandmother's eulogy) For fucks sake Mr bean

For sale: lazy dog, never jumped over by a quick brown fox

My first attempt at a Rube goldberg machine! Let me know what you think

zoned out rotating a cube in my mind at my grandmother's funeral, making delighted "ooh! ahh!" noises like i'm watching fireworks

(Gordon ramsay finding out the chef is Bigfoot) oh fuck me, the chef's fucking Bigfoot. for fucks saaake

Darth Erogenous lewis

lewis Darth Erogenous