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Highlight of Bangkok so far is the performative metal detectors. No one manning them. Just beeping into the void.

Pretty sure the Hoover dam was built quicker than this.

ngl 80% saying they'd rather crypto completely die as long as they can be rich is kinda depressing

Guys, I found them

Witnessed a guy lean over to the moped beside him and start to do BD with the passenger while stopped at a red light. Absolutely In awe.

lol lmao

Quick someone get an iron supplement!

anyone know of a crypto card that doesn't charge a forex fee? seems like Xapo Bank is the only one but they just bumped their yearly fee to $1k 🥲

STOP LAUNCHING L2s YOU IDIOTS

the vibes are immaculate

Underperforming so hard I’ve had to start trading squared perps.

this is worse than anseem’s performance

> cut EF research budget by 50% > allocate to TikTok campaign

group chats, but worse!

When meme coins are looking too investable there’s always… *checks notes* beyblade matches

saylor whenever someone mentions the coinbase twap

wen an absolute unit posts their ticker to the timeline buy & never look back