sure animals may be intelligent but do they ever say hi, how ya doin to each other?

they really missed an opportunity to have Mark Frost do the Unfrosted story

i ain’t been on there in years but wtf are they doing to this duolingo bird and why?

i’m so glad Steve Vai has that handle cutout on his guitar, he’s getting a little older now.

for the first time i’m actually looking for a cool dry place for my probiotics, is the inside of an empty graham cracker box good?

i cannot even imagine what it’d be like to be dancing behind a dj on stage

if we're calling Columbus day Indigenous Peoples day, should we be calling St. Patricks day Druids Day?

i think the root of Baltimore’s problems is the fact that the main thoroughfare is called North Ave and it goes east to west in the exact center of the city

pens are one of the top items to go missing.

you think it’s special to play carnagie hall till you find out it’s a chain.

i’ve never seen a group trying to get laid more than a sextet.

i want to start something called the IMF, the International Manly Fund.

kinda confusing when your product name is gas, but it’s actually a liquid.

just realized the abbreviation for poopoo would be PP. huh

what do chipotle and a casino have in common? they both use free chips to get you in the door.

It’s hard to find a good living situation that’s not wierd, you think you get one but then you find out about the “shared bath.”

😂 cities that have a 0 at the beginning of their zip code… what is this, a username?

they’re torturing the duo lingo bird again. again i have not been on the app in years, i’m just observing.

Chuck, get yo Mansgione!

Beavers and groundhogs you’re on notice #caddyshack