All I want for Xmas is a few hours sleep 😭

Merry Christmas - Hope there ain’t no hole in your washtub

When does this end. I want to enjoy my break out of bed. 😭 Send drugs or soup or something.

What do you call children born in a whore house? Brothel Sprouts

It me. 💀

Who needs a gold star when

When you have a project that you know will take a while - so you start months early - but you still gotta finish just one piece before bed 😂

"if presidents don't have complete immunity, every president will be prosecuted upon leaving office" hell yeah now we're onto something!

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this is happening, currently. at this moment Israel is bombing the very small area of Gaza they ordered everyone to evacuate to.

Oop. #GeminiProblems

Yeah- you

😂🤣 too true

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