Tacos are cheaper than therapy 📍: on the corner of Junction Blvd and Roosevelt Ave. Opens after 10pm-ish ift.tt/32YgTRW

I wish daylight savings started on Monday at 4pm instead of in the middle of the night on a Sunday ift.tt/3cHvjtW

Chop it like it's hot ift.tt/38CroeP

In my book, mini means more of ift.tt/338gQ5W

Real question : is a hot dog a sandwich? ift.tt/2TZnBCQ

I put my grandma on speed dial, it's called Instagram ift.tt/2WdFKQf

I'd like to announce that I have no idea what I'm doing ift.tt/2WeQUEl

Been practicing social distancing since '95 ift.tt/2QhybEs

At least when you WFH, no one judges you when you show up late with a bagel and coffee ift.tt/2TYd1xg

Pinch me and I’ll punch you ift.tt/2Qng8fY

This time of social distancing is more like figuring out all the things I can do from my bed ift.tt/33tHhmW

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode ift.tt/2WuCdgr

my weekend quarantine or not consist of animal crossing and looking forward to my next meal ift.tt/2vK85Ty

Made with love means I licked the spatula ift.tt/33P1YtP

List of things I’m handling well right now 1. ift.tt/2Ja9zJN

I want to live in a world where emails burn calories ift.tt/3btYi3f

I switched from my daytime sweatpants into my nighttime sweatpants ift.tt/2WIScYG

Netflix, pizza and naps. Oh boy ift.tt/2y9WEp1

Your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any ift.tt/2UFydr5

I do all my own stunts but never intentionally ift.tt/3bt8BUZ