portrait of my largest bowl filled with freshly fried tortilla chips

mk Get back to work

mk Oh

mk the dream!!

mk jolene of arc HE WAS AMAZING IN IT PLS THATS MY ROMAN EMPIRE

mk Please make this for the newsletter

mk this sounds very familiar to my upbringing

jolene of arc so these are autobiographical

mk Send it to me

mk Pitch 👏 Perfect 👏 is 👏 dad 👏 rock 👏

mk enjoy!!

mk That’s definitely the real reason!!

mk Sam they have a 2 for $20 meal deal that includes apps, entres and beverages like how can you fumble that pass

mk I do Im not dumb

mk Yes!! It was my first time so good!

jolene of arc lol he was in Graceland right after that — a somewhat trashy usa network prime time show, watched every episode

mk so are mine tbh

mk this is unfortunately relatable

michael cerave palin UM NEVER THIS PERSON IS OBVIOUSLY NOT COOL

mk I'd be on the first turn of the 1500 with my labia flapping in the breeze