S9 came home, exhausted and crabby, due to one of his classmates eloping and melting down. Special needs classes can be quite the war-zone. Those poor, amazing teachers.

Tomorrow is school picture day. The rule is 'don't wear green' because there's a green screen. I so want to dress him in green. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY.

Wearing my friend's shirt because he's not here anymore. But I try to remind myself every day how cool he was. I miss you youhas: alive.

My husband asked if I wanted something from 7-11. I asked for a slurpee. I did not expect the goliath he brought.

I got the proof for S9's school picture. His face looks great but his light blue shirt has water splashed all over it. It's like someone sprayed him with a super soaker. I now know, dress him in black for pictures.

The dudes with the mentality "I make more so she should do more housework" don't change even if the incomes are reversed.

I named my Rosemary plant Gen-X Rosemary because she thrives on neglect.

Husband and I made homemade chicken wings, broccoli, and rice for dinner with ice water drink. Him: "Remember when we ate ice cream every day? How did we process that amount of sugar?" Me: "Don't know. But I'm pretty sure it would kill us dead now."

Lol.

The moment that inspired 100s of trousers tweets on this page. #Blackadder

Husband: "My brother is officially out and trans." Me: "Good for her." H: "That's the only hard part for me." Me: "What?" H: "Adjusting pronouns. My dyslexia and learning disabilities make fighting those learned patterns extra difficult." Me: "Practice makes pronouns."

Japanese crows living in the future, where evil birds have evolved to human size and they hunt us for sport.

Oh, Shared Adventures is having a roller skate party. 9 would love to go. I just don't want to put on roller skates and hurt myself. Fine. I'll put on roller skates and hurt myself. I'm only 46.

Thanks, Dad!

Happy Independence Day, America

My 30 year high school reunion is next year? This website is vastly overestimating my ability to remember who I went to high school with.

Thinking of my dear friend youhas: alive. . Took his sweatshirt on a scenic walk. I miss our talks.

I think people are using the term "dumpster fire" incorrectly. it implies its contained when it.s not.

😎🔥

Should I mark myself safe from having my pet eaten?