"tulia mama, mimi naiba mashamba sio simu"

"hauko kwa list ya funkie, rudi usome buda"

Nikifanya homeschooling nitaua mtoto😂😂

Hey, from management 😂😂

Don’t cry because it happened, smile because it’s over

🚨🇧🇪 Union Saint-Gilloise have just won their first league title in 90 YEARS! 🤯 Historic moment for the club! Confirmed winners of the Belgian league. 🥇🔵🟡

Niggas married to marakwet women huwa wamewekewa curfew. Apparently, unafaa kufika home by 9PM. Ukikosa mangumi itatembea kwa nyumba😂😂

I think married men need uniforms because the ring 💍 is not working 😂

hujuagi unampenda until uone akikatiwa na mtu mwingine...

Mwanaume ni kupanda na kushuka stairs ukiruka steps nne nne.

Hii baridi iko Nairobi leo ni ile inakuanga Kuresoi daily😔

My plan was to be mysterious at work 😭😂😂lakini wapi, yapper ni yapper tu

I skipped class only to find out it’s been canceled.🤦🏾‍♂️ Guess I have to reschedule the skipping because this one isn’t part

Spaghetti beans

Student life ni funny Unapata qn kwa exam unacomplain hamjaifunzwa Ukifika home unaipata iko kwa notes zako infact uliunderline na red pen ukifanya revision zako 💀💀

This thing needs to be studied 😂😂

Hizi zinakuanga Kisumu tu pekee 😂😂

Stop bringing Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry. We all came there to enjoy the silence and hear voices of birds

In Nandi county we have tasted youth leadership and I can tell you it’s a scam.Kafena kwanza aliandika kazi hadi Mama yake.Cherargei naye ako Nairobi moving from one TV station to another na Women rep anatafuta kura ya Governor.Aliyeturoga atuachilie sisi Wanandi sasa.

︎ ︎ 10 rts 😂