I know what will encourage people to come watch our terrible team, more VIP club space in the building.

Still bangs

God this fun bad Jays team would be so exciting if they weren't terrible for the last five months.

Swear to god if some fuckin nerd says he can't pitch the 9th...

Bowden Francis gets to be Bo now.

The ultimate The Jays Need Their Starters To Be Perfect To Win game

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Our long national nightmare is over

So like 76 wins next year, then?

Every Body Clap Your Hands

Contact might be exceptionally important in the playoffs, but you just had a team where one (1) guy hit more than 20 home runs and you didn't make the playoffs. Anyway, hope everyone's excited for the Ed Rogers Jagermeister Bar. Tickets to get in cost $200.

Remember, home runs are low-hanging fruit that don't help teams win in the playoffs