I know a LOT of people in Altadena!!!!! Congrats to the winner. Hope it goes to a good person/group of people 🤯😲 who spends it in the right places. Not, say, to crash and burn a social media platform 🤪

Oh hi! You’re still here!

Wtf. Leave kale out of this!

In 1939, a department store copywriter was asked to create a children's book for the store's annual holiday promotion. He came back with the story of an underdog, red-nosed reindeer. Needless to say, it was a hit. n.pr/3GeJdVs

The Atchison Daily Globe, Kansas, January 25, 1921

I’d hate to be the act who has to follow that insane tribute to hip-hop #Grammys2023

As if I didn’t love her enough already, LIZZO dedicating her win to Prince. I MEAN 💜

This might be the first time hot dog fingers and screaming raccoons made it to the #Oscars and I AM HERE FOR IT #EEAAO

that was goddamn beautiful

They had me at… #EEAAO #Oscars

Whatever it is that "broke the internet," didn't. It's still here. We're all still here.

Best. Recap. Ever.

This name is infuriating. F’ing TikTok. Stop naming things that have always existed something stupid.

Big fan of the new twitter logo Elon Musk #X #LosAngeles #punkrock1977

Pucci being the pucciest #internationaldogday

Life tip: When someone’s overwhelming perfume has taken over your space at the bar, coating your mouth and inducing a headache, politely point out the two seats at the other end for her and her friend. You’re not a bitch, just a helpful bitch #diningsolo

When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.

Every writer in the world is gonna start using "I have concepts of a plan" in response to their concerned editors. - J