*talking to my boss about wine* Me:"I didnt know you were into wine?" Him: "Dude, im into alcohol." #corporategrind #thestruggle

*commercial on the radio* "the hardest part of college shouldnt be peeing." #LOLWUT

Those girls who think every guy wants them... No.

Did I seriously just watch a commercial for a chocolate chip pizza? #MERICA

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

wait this wings game isnt live? #derp

MICHIGAN!

GIF: PRINCE FIELDER FALL DOWN, GO BOOM: twitpic.com/di12a5”

Ha...

I study. I take the test. I pass. I forget what I learned. Whats the point?

So true