Why do we have to subscribe to a new channel everytime we want to watch something? It’s stupid. There’s so many things I’d pay a few quid to watch- but I’m not subscribing

Don’t miss this fantabulous show!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Last chance to see Joann Condon in her inspirational, heartwarming and funny one-woman play Little Boxes 2nite New Wimbledon Theatre Tickets here! bit.ly/3Q7Z50k🔥 #wimbledon #londontheatre #Saturday Don’t miss it, or be like …

Is there a height restriction to enter the G7?

Me trying to get into my old jeans

No water boarding #DosAndDontsInTheSwimmingPool

Edinburgh fringe is brilliant and amazing, with only one thing spoiling it -price gouging by IHG Hotels & Resorts IHG

Why don’t the Democrats use a reindeer to deliver presents? They have a Camel-a #GoldCrackers

What did Santa say to Vixen when she dropped 3 stone? Way go V #GoldCrackers

Why didn’t the street artist carry any cash at Christmas? He kept it in the Banksy #GoldCrackers

Why do all the ‘Just Stop Oil’ protestors go to the same Christmas parties? They like to stick together #GoldCrackers

Why are ‘Just Stop Oil’ spending Christmas at the art gallery? Because the paintings are soup-er #GoldCrackers

How does Yvette Cooper return her unwanted Christmas presents? Swiftly #GoldCrackers

What’s P Diddy planning for Christmas? A Break-out Party #GoldCrackers

What’s Joaquin Phoenix putting on his Christmas tree this year? One star #GoldCrackers

Why didn’t the kangaroos turn up to King Charle’s Christmas party? Their invitations bounced #GoldCrackers

Why didn’t the flat-earther post his Christmas letter to Santa? He was caught up in the Horizon scandal #GoldCrackers

Which pop star does does Santa find really irritating Billie Eyelash #GoldCrackers

When you get older, everything get less efficient, except fat storage

Delighted to bringing Little Boxes back to my hometown of Adelaide