Chain is cool as fuck!

John Cena is the greatest story teller. I Just watched 2 minute clip of him talking about banoffee pie, and I felt I was watching a movie.

Breaking - Leeds lose out on Manor Solomon to Leicester City. He was leaning towards a Leeds United reunion but decided the club is a fucking shit show and are only going backwards from here.

Why does he sound like he’s from Cape Town?

Would there be a future where Patrick Bamford becomes CEO? #lufc

Jesus Christ this Tiafoe vs Struff tie break has got me on the edge of my seat.

I hope Farke realises we need major change in that front 3 after watching this half or we are well and truly fucked for the season. Spend the money.

Solid result for us, but I can’t help but think 2 shots on target, 160 minutes apart from each other is just offensive. I sense some fucking mad movement before the window shuts or we may as well prepare for stoke away.

That Gruda Goal…

Best striker of our generation. His personal feud with Norwich was hilarious to me.

What’s the point in signing Omari Hutchinson? And then on top of that Bakwa for near enough the same price.

We’ve had the whole window. Harry Wilson isn’t terrible. The fact we have left it until under 4 hours left of the window for a desperation signing…. that is terrible. Borderline unforgivable imo.

Felix Auger-Aliassime is on an absolute mission in New York. #USOpen

I would love for Paraag to speak on the matter. I am dumbfounded. Taking the piss out of us. #lufc

Without that Gruev heat map, I most likely would’ve killed myself tonight. #lufc

Ibiza is over.

Remember when they performed surgery on a grape?

If Sunderland can’t stay up after this window, 1- They are absolutely fucked on a PSR perspective with this window on their books (Although player sales would be easy following relegation) 2- Don’t think any promoted club will ever stay up…. Ever

Chance is overhated a little