My GFs are Not Allowed to kiss no other guy but me. You wanna say goodbye to grandpa? You better chest-bump him and call it a day.

I got that summertime, summertime swagness.

Never expect, never assume, never ask, and never demand. Just let it be. Because if it's meant to be, it will be.

"Steve Stifler: Friends are like snowflakes. Once you pee on them, they disappear." Leila Kay Patterson hahahahahahahahahaha

if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle

The only reason why I get jealous is because remember we started off as friends too.

Nothing better then waking up to a fridge full of food and lazing by the pool tanning. #summer #holidays #inmyelement

Leila Kay Patterson @GabsSalgado love you guys my best friends forever <3

Life's too short to go to bed early.