Irony is dead

In 20 years: “Sorry, boss, but I need to take Wednesday morning off so I can shop for groceries, when they’re at prices I can afford”

Conservative psychopaths will say that Hollywood, Broadway, Silicon Valley, corporations, the college system and the entire scientific community are all infested with libs, then say something mind-bendingly stupid like this.

“Vehicle exploded on the second day I had it because I drove under a sprinkler. The impact shattered my spine and half of my body has third degree burns. But got lots of attention as I drove it home that one time, and none of the bad stuff was Elon’s fault. 4.8 out of 5”

This is from a MAGA account. If only there was a system where people were free to communally own land, provide their labor to the community instead of elites, be on equal footing with comrades and even commune with nature. I wonder what it would be called…

So let me understand: these Haitians in Springfield are so poor that they’re reduced to eating pets, but also so well-off that they’re pricing locals out of homes? 🤔 Remember: fascism thrives upon its enemies being both weak and strong. Nothing new here.

Whole lotta conservatives big mad today because port workers want some of the record profits ports and shipping corporations are making. Claiming to be the party of the working class, while seething about them using the only tool they have in capitalism, is so on brand.

Hey so I haven’t been watching, is [YOUR PREFERRED VP CANDIDATE] totally destroying and owning [OTHER POLITICALLY SIMILAR BUT SUPPOSEDLY OPPOSING CANDIDATE] at the debate?

Is it just me (doubtful), or is this hellish nightmare trash app serving constant pro-Israel content over the next few days? It’s like reaching for a chocolate chip cookie and getting an oatmeal raisin every fourth time.

The plan is working better than anyone could have hoped. Tens of millions of Americans are ready to kill each other over things they don’t believe, informed by inaccurate propaganda that the wealthy dictate, leading to the population reduction that conservatives allegedly hate.

BREAKING NEWS: Jewish holiday that has existed for millennia happens again

The sad ratio on this post speaks incredible volumes to how damaging the Tates and Rosses and other toxic masculinity content creators have been to the young male psyche. These goons HATE women with a passion, and the so-called loneliness epidemic is entirely of their making.

The battle isn’t between red and blue. It’s between good people and those who’ve been programmed to hate their neighbors, to want them to fail or even die, rather than do anything to help. Capitalism has broken our humanity; we should be ripping down the system for its cruelty.

Liberals will never get it. “Well, she will poison 4 puppies, but he said he’ll poison 5 of them. If you care about puppies, you must vote for her!” How about not voting for any puppy poisoner? “Well ONE of them will win!” Doesn’t have to be this way. Stop accepting it.

I don’t know why liberals are so upset; they told us whenever we begged to get widely-desired policies implemented that presidents don’t have any real power and can’t pass legislation on their own. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯