Lefty Original Conspiracy Theory: The “Beer Bong” device was specifically designed to train college coeds to overcome their gag reflex. 🧐😸

Killing invaders is actually the job of the military. It’s literally the reason we have it. That the invaders are poorly trained and equipped is their problem, not ours. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Hang a few hundred. The rest will flee.

The last 80yrs were an interesting experiment with matriarchy, blank-slate philosophy, and multi-culturalism. Anybody else ready to call it a failure and go back to Patriarchy, segregation, and ignoring ugly spinsters and cowardly fags? Asking for one of my humans.

They’ve come to snuff the rooster. Refuses to elaborate. Leaves.

Current mood:

March of Cambreadth youtu.be/jFi7bWkyRpA?si… via YouTube “Reasonable” is SO “last month”.

Braveheart Final Scene - Warrior Poets of Bannockburn (Braveheart, 1995) youtu.be/XIJE-ruYjeQ?si… via YouTube

We are asking for the public's help identifying this person of interest in connection with the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk at Utah Valley University. 1-800-CALL-FBI Digital media tips: fbi.gov/utahvalleyshoo…

Tonight I noticed, for the first time, that the aliens in “They Live” use the PKE meters from “Ghostbusters”. I’ll now be rewatching every movie I’ve ever seen to find what else I’ve missed.

Six years ago, I was living under a pile of scrap metal in a dumpster enclosure behind a convenience store. Now I live in a big house with two human servants and eat wet food every night. Follow me for career/financial advice.

I am pleased to see that, as the world barrels headlong into the cyberpunk future, we may indeed have street thugs armed with vibroblades

According to Disney - they are bringing back the Jimmy Kimmel show. Now I am going to make sure my spoon gets more ratings than his show. Game on. 🥄 > Jimmy Kimmel

I know it’s been totally eclipsed by several larger and more horrible things, but I just want to mention I’m also not done being pissed off about P’nut and Fred. That was some bullshit, too.

While this is a true statement, I’m beginning to think the inverse is also true. Particularly of people and institutions that persist in actions that clearly have the opposite of the effect they say they want.

What can store owners do to stop this crime? We have Constitutional Right to defend our property!

Stuff is better lower. Nudge something off a table today.

I know it goes against their nature, but at some point Englishmen, en masse, are going to have to be decidedly impolite. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Kitty’s log, final entry. This is the current state of my kibble bowl. Tell my humans I forgive them.

Olives are a valid green vegetable, and are very palatable when soaked in gin. Follow me for more nutrition tips.