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Why not call it the 'Palmolive Dishwashing Liquid Cup'? Bloody Australia will be renamed Marsh soon.

Bloody Marsh family. Bloody duds the lot of them.

Australia will be renamed Marsh tomorrow. Every city and every suburb will be renamed Marsh. People will either change their name to Marsh or be executed. Dogs and cats must be renamed Marsh.

A normal family dinner convo after everything in Australia is renamed Marsh. "Marsh? Yes Marsh? Pass the Marsh. Here you go Marsh. Your Marsh. Thank you Marsh."

In other households? "Darling?" "Yes, dear?" "Pass the Marsh would you?" "Here's your Marsh, darling. We can never have too much Marsh in our lives. It would be unbearable."

In television news, the ABC have undertaken to do a remake of My Favorite Martian called My Favorite Marsh. Mrs Marsh will come down from Mars in a spaceship and wear a Scientology mind monitor on her head, then vanish.

Tradition? England is only famous for Henry VIII chopping off St Thomas More's head.

David Haha! There were a couple of Henry VIII’s wives as well

Fucking place is going nuts. Reading some of these Transformers Gender Binary LCBT Britains got talent or whatever the fuck it's called question whether you can actually identify yourself as male or female. 🤡 #passthebrandy

That is brilliant ruckwork, poise and ball handling by Shane Mumford GWS GIANTS considering where it is on the ground and the state of the game. Moments !

A normal night in Daylesford during the AFL finals. Michael McGuane

About time he did some exercise. Michael McGuane

Meanwhile, in the women's cricket El Magnifico - Panties ...

Janis Joplin Oh Lord won't you buy me an IPL team ... El Magnifico Thebigun Annie Chave youtube.com/watch?v=4E2_za…

Too busy reading what I write but thanks for the suggestion. Leo Schlink

I must remember to sign myself out and not leave aggressive tweets open in public :)