all time best dialogue across capeshit is emil blonsky going 'well I'm pushing 40 innit?' when asked why he wanted to be injected with the abomination superserum

bangalorean uncle demographic holds immense power in bookstores

I hereby express my desire to leave the Gaza Strip safely, in an attempt to survive the current situation, which I can no longer endure or adapt to, due to the lack of viable means for my family and me to remain here. If you’re scrolling, PLEASE leave a dot . it's just a dot.

spider boobs r so squishy 😵‍💫

takes me back to when people on the Wattpad forums would put something like this together in a couple of days in exchange for a few comments on their WIP YA novel. the internet was beautiful once.

i love my laptop so much!!!

bro first of all why is this fucking office room called a cabin and second of all who taught these north indians english what the fuck is a cayybin?

can y'all share and/or donate? she's a yemeni trans women studying in hungary raising funds for tuition and living expenses because her parents cut ties with her ko-fi.com/girlsenjensen

i love when something gets viral on twitter and all the cool accounts are like im going to end it all if I see that shit again like my sister you opened the app

mumford n sons isn't even relevant enough to get shat on properly during anti stomp clap discourse I really did waste years of my life

reading ducks was really fun because it's in stream of consciousness so for like a month id just be like 'i wonder what sister is thinking these days' and open the book and find out

associate who reports to me at work crept up behind me to ask a doubt and inside mari was open on my laptop fml

does anybody know what my foundation shade is

just finished torrey peters stag dance and felt very moved by babe bunyan shes just like me she never quits

making your big red stamp say 'misleading' instead of 'false' is certainly a move

omg it's my gf

happy vore day everyone