I CACKLED

remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional

Nissans are fast, BMWs are faster, but Teslas are definitely the fascist

Toen ik vorig weekend 15 uur zonder elektriciteit zat, had ik graag een gasvuurtje gehad om een coldhotpack te kunnen verwarmen om aan mijn voeten in bed te leggen. 😅 Toen heb ik besloten een #noodpakket aan te schaffen. #DeTafelvanGert

MAGAs are going to be so broke once these tariffs kick in that they're going to have to rent the libs instead of owning them.

This is the first time he's slept next to his wife in years.

Guy was driving down the street and told these black people they need to leave the neighborhood. He doubled back to harass them again and end up hitting someone car. The black people started trolling and telling him he needs to leave 🤣🤣🤣

The TL watching Musk and Trump's breakup

Het is duidelijk dat mannen te emotioneel zijn voor belangrijke politieke functies.

Real question is whether the algorithm here goes anti-Trump.

The Big Beautiful Breakup.

I hope Taylor Swift writes about today’s breakup.

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— Since they run on small margins, they often have to sell a lot of units. Which means the block pattern is downmarket from early 2000 trends (short jacket, slim pants, low waisted) — The person running the company is not really into clothing, they are into making money.

With this vote, Congress makes ICE the highest-funded federal law enforcement agency in history, with more money per year at its disposal over the next four years than the budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals, and Bureau of Prisons combined.

Paris for the win….6 minutes of absolute awesomeness!

How about instead of adding a pink ribbon to their products this month, companies actually remove the ingredients from their products that CAUSE cancer

Thanks to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.41 seconds

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

The face people pull when they meet Paul, and the face Paul pulls when he meets them. Starring Ness GNU CJT who I finally got to meet after many years of Internet friendship ❤️