Turtle power ballpoint. Some original freestyle sketches going out with this latest batch of THE BALLPOINT SLAYER VOL 1 art book. Score a copy at jimmahfood.com/shop
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i had a complete blast designing this full-wrap illustrated package for @mondonews’s new ALL MONSTERS ATTACK vinyl toy set. AMA is one of my all-time favorite godzilla flicks (sue me) and this project gave me the opportunity to draw gabara & minilla officially for the first time.

Too many Nazis and psychopaths on here right now. Gonna take a break. You can find me on Instagram or wherever WoodRocket is. See y’all on the flippity-flop.

I know what day of the week it is based on how many days it has taken me to get through watching the Road House remake. It has taken me three days to watch half. So today is Sunday.

One time a writer from a popular TV show co-wrote our porn parody of the show that they wrote on. It didn’t win one porn award and didn’t even get nominated for an Emmy.

A good Pornstar Name would be Michael Assgrinder.

The porn parody will be called “Late Night With the Devil’s Giant Red Wiener” and it will also contain AI (Anal Intercourse).

Jesus Christ, man. The dude's speech was basically 'dehumanization is bad.' Ever considered what it says about you that you thought it needed a rebuttal?

RICK DECKARD: ...and that’s when I realized, from the tips of our blades to the soles of our running shoes, we weren’t just blade runners, we were also friends.

FADE TO BLACK

{CREDITS ROLL}

Rick Moranis in sunglasses is the only film take I am interested in today.

me when i'm watching Entrapment (1999)

Porn Parody: Beetlejizz 2 starring Michael Skeeton.

A porn parody called Milfssion Impossible.

A Poor Things porn parody called Poon Things starring Cumma Stone and Mark Ruffaload.

*Writes “Winnie The Poon: Pooniverse” on a piece of paper

A porn parody of Leprechaun called Leprecum.

A porn parody I never made but may make eventually is Total Rectal starring Anald Schwarzenegger.