Literally me when i have a task at work likeeeee

The way my closest guy friend is literally my dad 😭😭😭😭😭 wtafdhejkfksnckakd

Guys. Whats stopping me from manon ifying my eyebrows ..

Im trying to look like 2009 kim like right before kanye kim like paris hilton punching bag kim like as a mom i was furious kim

Hottie like a bag of takis

Taking bets - tomorrow - friday - sunday - september 11th

So sad to see someone you love just continually shoot themselves in the foot and push everyone away. Like. Ok youre grown whatever. Make your own decisions its your life

Heard the kids go crazy over this at least its not 69 anymore

Im so fawking seated ..

I made some high protein lunches for my mother n i 😌❤️

Skepta is like . So boombap right now idk if thatd the right terminology but like.. the line “you dont really wanna act silly, behave” 😭 its so corny

Accidentally misgendered the most uncle looking uncle ever in my life

Stewie voice: bryan

Why do jack russell terriers get to have a surname

Working hard on my diet but the devil works harder

Hottest thing a guy can wear is a good beat up leather messenger bag.

I’ve been having crazy dreams lately

Haemoglobin too low again 💔 rejected from blood donation 2x 😔

I made pesto chicken pasta for mommy n i 😌❤️