Good morning to hoes & man whores only

Dudes be ugly w no bitches talking bout “oK LiZzO” as an insult in girls comments… I’m beautiful rich & get immaculate dick… ISSA COMPLIMENT 💁🏾‍♀️ If u can’t make it past the cheeks ✨just say that✨

Movement to rebrand the girlboss as a "CE-She-Ro": all in favor say I yi yi yi yi

why wear headphones in the library when there's a live performance of bodak yellow happening at the desk around the corner

Heat.gov: where we have two hamburger menus for your convenience

yesterday Cameron Hardesty shared this Poppy weddings review. it's awesome for a lot of reasons but my fav is that the customer spent 2 sentences of the review talking about...payment plans!? Katie Patton Leah Haile and I have spent a ton of time on payments and it paid (🧀) off

People using 100% of their brain 😂 THREAD:

you should be able to opt out of songs you've liked being included in your mixes on Spotify

Nothing Will Bring You Greater Peace Than Minding Your Own Fuckin Business 🤫

We delivered our 1,000th wedding last weekend! + surpassed our gross margin forecast during our highest volume month, October +added a new FTE who had been a Poppy designer for a year+ After launching into COVID, this feels like a dream. If you're going through it, keep going.

Thanks Lil Wayne WEEZY F for spending 8,992 minutes with me in 2022. Really the icing on the cake of our 8k minutes from 2021 💕

love that Figma added spell check, don't love that when it suggests I correct let's to lets, it then suggests that I correct lets to let's 😂

Jackie Chan confirms ‘Rush Hour 4’ is in the works 👀🔥

I wanna know how 7-ELEVEn really thinks it's okay to sell a large coffee for $3.49?

"Dear Leah, Your experience at Self-employed caught my eye and I think you could be a great fit for some of the startups we are working with" lololol

looking for paid opportunities to be a part of a professional peanut gallery

lil wayne has had approximately fifty leven presales for this tour

It’s too bad your net worth isn’t calculated based on how much money you’ve spent in life