So proud of my boy today for his GCSE results. He really put the effort in and smashed his results. Bring on his A-Levels next year and hopefully the same effort and outcome

Car’s loaded ready to take the oldest to University!!! 😭😭

Had my first ever proper night out in Leeds last night as was at a gig by myself. Can’t believe how friendly the locals all were. Within 45 mins of getting there I was doing shots with a group of lads and had so many people come over and chat with during the night

Rich Wilson on turning 50!😂😂 Watch Rich Wilson on NextUp: nextupcomedy.com/programs/richw… #nextupcomedy #comedystreamingplatform #standupcomedy

Had the pleasure of being here yesterday, just a shame about the performance. Of late I have been judging trips to Goodison by the length of drive home and as it only took just over 3 hrs yesterday, I’m calling that a good game

Just walked by a group of people in town and as I was alongside them I overheard the conversation of “your Nan’s bleached her arsehole. It’s not a chocolate star anymore“.

Time to bin this abhorrent app. Literally any time I look on here I’m angry inside seconds. I’m leeb05 over on blue sky if anyone is interested 👋👋

If anything was going to get me back to this app it was going to be Dyche going. He deserves a lot of credit for the last two seasons, but this season has just been one too many

That air shot by Van Dijk before Beto hit the post is a thing of beauty. It gets funnier every time

Scenario: “What did you do on Father’s Day?” “I tried to save someone’s life.” “What? How did you do that?” “Oh, followed BluesAgainstBloodCancer, filled in a 2 minute form online and applied to join the stem cell register. I could be a perfect match. 💙🤞🏽dkms.org.uk/get-involved/v…

What fucking awful news about Jota. The fact that he’s just got married makes it worse.

Not saying that my music taste is heavily influenced by the weather, but always found the sunshine is hip hop or reggae weather. Popped into town earlier and came home with Kneecap and MF Doom records

Why not it’s been a few, need the luck of the giveaway.. like, retweet and follow, will pick a few winners post match .. UTFT! The decal not the car!

You did sense that Grimsby's 7-3 and 6-2 wins over Man Utd in 1933 and 1936 would play on the minds of Ruben Amorim's men, and so it's proving

Tickets booked for my first game Everton game at the Hill Dickinson. Taking my lad for his 18th birthday for the palace game and can’t wait!!

We are going to win today as I have my magic lucky shirt on. I have no idea where it came from as I found it in my drawers this morning complete with tags and have no recollection of buying it so can only assume mystic forces 🤷‍♂️🤣

Tickets have arrived ready for Sunday and my first trip to the Hill Dickinson

Media in Stamford Bridge reporting major disturbance in the away dressing room post game. Van Dijk and a back room staff member just stormed out in an animated state. Stadium security put on stand outside. #LFC just been beaten 2-1 by Chelsea minutes earlier. More to follow. LC.

Just got home from my first trip to the HillDickinsonStadium and have to say the 4hr drive home was a lot more enjoyable than I feared at one point! The noise in the last 10/15 mins was incredible and the siren still gives me goosebumps before z-cars

Really bad injury for Catesby in the Everton u21 game