I will taze my balls if Texas Tech wins 10 games next year

I’ll never forgive Nico Harrison for murdering my baby boy.

Petition to throw Jacob Rodriguez out at tight end for the rest of the season so he can tally up receiving yards for his heisman campaign

Did I just see an offensive touchdown for the goat?!

Signs Pickens to a lifetime deal.

The grinch is going through it

Hey AT&T Stadium. Do it.

Surrender Punt. It’s over. I might cry.

The Red Raiders are Big 12 Champions! 🏆 Texas Tech Football seals a dominant win over BYU to secure their first-ever Big 12 Conference Championship.

Never thought I’d see this day. What a season.

You, the person reading this tweet, currently have more rushing yards than Ohio state did in the 1H of the Cotton Bowl

I’m stressed to max. Might as well add 200mg of caffeine on top of it.

NEWS: Former Cincinnati quarterback Brendan Sorsby, the top player in the NCAA transfer portal, has committed to Texas Tech, he tells ESPN. Sorsby’s decision comes in the wake of a 48-hour visit flurry that included visits to Tech and LSU.

Finally get to wear my shiesty on the ambulance and scare the memaws all weekend

Whoever said cold showers improve mood lied. I’m thoroughly pissed off