That time we almost had sex on the ladder Will told me he suspected it had termites & wouldn’t hold our weight He wasn’t telling the truth I bought another ladder He said the same thing The ladder after that was metal He said it would be too cold on his cake I was puzzled by that

I sighed as I exited my Bentley Arnage T So warm and comfortable Very exclusive My posterior snugly embraced by the very exclusive heated leather seats This little piggy was on my to do list But the drizzle & the frigid temperatures? I was sorely tempted to return to my very

I made a stylistically daring alteration to my coiffure Gone were the 'bangs', as the Americans so crassly referred to them My sleek new do would surely capture Will's attention Ensure his eyes remain on me, and me alone My cut glass cheekbones front and centre Fuck Alana Bloom

It was all I could to do stop myself from dribbling as I savoured the exquisite aroma of craquelure’d corpse A grotesquely glazed donut If only my beloved William were here We could cast loving glances at each other over the cadavers Proclaim our love here among the unliving

Will: I wanna talk to Dr Lecter Lecter: you rang? #HannibalXRewatch

Hannibal, strutting I'M THE NEW WILL GRAHAM, Y'ALL #HannibalXRewatch Maybe say this with Stayin Alive playing in your head Or the Rocky theme

Hannibal Hannibal Hannibal Frederick was sick of hearing Will talk about HANNIBAL Now Frederick was sitting at Hannibal's table he wanted to bludgeon Hannibal to death With his cane Leave a big old dent in his forehead Will would probably like to hear that #HannibalXRewatch

Ah Hannibal sighed with relief Just what he needed to round out his hors d'oeuvres for that evenings dinner party Popping them into his basket, he waltzed down the aisle, in search of a jar of ortolans

Will had been to ‘pick your own’ berry farms as a kid He wasn’t too sure about this pick your own mushroom set up The growing medium seemed unconventional

I know that whenever I tell my beloved mongoose that I have prepared fish jello for our evening meal, he immediately rushes home from Quantico, or whichever crime scene Jack has coerced him into attending. Will is inordinately fond of a large serve of cold fish in fishy gelatine

I could hardly believe my ears Dr Alana Bloom, my former mentee & alibi, was talking to me quite harshly She did not my feel my 'dalliance' with Will Graham was ethical She referred to our relationship as a 'fling' Called me unprofessional ME! Count Dr Hannibal Lecter VIII MD

A throwback to more carefree days for Bedelia The tailor who manufactured my 'murder onesie' (as Will has so crudely named it) also painstakingly crafted this purple leather catsuit for Bedelia Dr Du Maurier was not always the dignified icy blonde she is now. Once she was a +

Yes, my darling boy, it certainly is Of course at some point in the not too distant future your name will be hyphenated Graham-Lecter Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? The wedding will be magnificent Matching suits Colour coordinated headband to soak up your sweat Trés chic

My beloved Will is in the habit of taking a very long time to get ready whenever we need don formal attire Despite my repeated offers of assistance, he insists on dressing himself I am not sure if it is the donning of the sock garters, or the bow tie, that cause him such delay

My beloved Will snapped a portrait of myself recently He said it is one of his favourites I cannot share his enthusiasm for it I am pained by the crow’s feet evident A murder of crows has alit upon my face I prefer the second portrait Dare I say I am beautiful? Yes

My beloved Will no longer has the constitution for hangovers Since we have been a couple I have impressed upon him the importance of the finer things in life Including alcoholic beverages Now when he falls back into his old ways (usually to annoy me) he suffers terribly

My beloved Will requested to see my overhead stabbing style Having no pigs close to hand, I merely recreated the movement sans victim Or implement I believe the overall impression was satisfactory nonetheless Will had a slight coughing fit

When my beloved Will is in a mood (this occurs on a not irregular basis) he challenges me to tasks, sometimes cruel Such as placing a match into my mouth and lighting it How long before I spit it out as the flame nears my skin Reader, I did not spit Singed nostril hairs Ouch

My beloved was not aware I took this photograph of him He looks so melancholy Fortunately my very discretely placed security cameras were able to capture him in more light hearted moods as well

Hannibal made sure Bedelia was settled into their new apartment before feeling the overwhelming itch that he needed to scratch It was like a chain smoker getting off a plane after a 12 hour flight He just really needed to go stabby Or neck snappy Either was good Then he said