I’ve decided to give the gift of Gold this holiday season. Tinder Gold that is. Friends and family, I’ll be sending e-gift cards for one month of membership. If you’re already with someone, well, save it for when you mess it up. May the swiping be ever in your favor!

Alec used to be a respectable name

I didn’t realize people in this state were actually fans of Marquette until I moved to Milwaukee

I just had a scheduled video call with a guy for work and he asked if we can push it back 30 minutes because he’s “making popcorn” Can’t make this up… but yeah sure, take your time Orville Redenbacher!

My hangover only gets worse when I see other people doing things with their morning

My dad just slid in my LinkedIn dms to wish me happy birthday.

It’s impossible to have a bad Fourth of July when potato salad is being served.

I spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking about what OJ Mayo is doing these days

Brb getting Sal Frelick tatted on my asscheek

If you live in Milwaukee, it’s guaranteed that you’ve ate from the Mr. Taco food truck at least once, whether you remember it or not.

High school recruits be like “TOP 7!” with a graphic and have 7 offers total. (Meanwhile, I have zero.)

It’s weird because when I had roommates it was normal to have your fridge and cabinets consist of 90% alcohol but now I’m solo and the same dynamic is a cry for help

I’m not a betting man (retired), but if I still was, I would guess I’m in a small group of people who have been to Drake and Nickelback concerts in the same weekend.

This guy takes the cake for most random jersey ever seen. Jeremy Kerley Jets at a Tampa Bay Rays game.

In the matter of one weekend, this app has turned into nothing but Taylor Swift and Kevin James memes.

RIP Legend… buying a bag from my hotel vending machine rn 🫡

Being a Rhamondre Stevenson owner is my most toxic trait.

#ThankYouUeck

The magic of Bob Uecker makes me want to pack up my things, move straight to Milwaukee, and never look back.