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Cannot describe the wave of relief that washed over my body when I realized that everyone shitting on the new mission impossible pays for twitter

Do you think they’ve ever explored each other’s bodies?

My grandfather spent a year in a Nazi P.O.W. camp. My uncle did two tours in the jungles of Vietnam. I moved out of a third floor walk up. We’re just built different in this family.

I watch such videos for 14 hours a day

Being a billionaire is bad, drinking and driving is bad, but being a billionaire and getting a DUI in a shirt like this is just flat out awesome I’m sorry. RIP to the only relatable billionaire and a midwest icon 🫡 🕊️ 🍻

every single person who can afford to sit 100 level at madison square garden is a bad person. go pacers

As the world’s biggest Machine Gun Kelly fan I will admit it’s been a challenging few days

JD Vance found to not have any Irish blood or links to Ireland

with the exception of Trump or Elon getting [REDACTED] I think this guy absolutely eating shit would be the funniest day on twitter dot com

I fucking love this guy in the zip-up vest. Hey Chalamet and Kylie meet Dale from Avon. He started his own paving company and moved to Carmel a few years ago after it took off. Could still help in the field if they need it. He’d take a bullet for the Pacers and he’s on your ass.

anyone who posts their own music on the internet is braver than the marines

Met Kipnis at a Make-A-Wish fundraiser like a week after he retired, he’s so fucking cool. North Shore legend.

Looking out the window probably goes insanely hard if you’re just a little guy