He didn’t reinvent the electric car, the company he invested in did and they did it poorly. Also, no one is on Mars. He’s a weirdo con man

gotta get the knee right there

Dear MAGA: If you dropped off your child as a boy and picked your child up as a girl, please return her back to the school, you picked up the wrong child. Thank you.

Shit is so ass it's making me homophobic 🙏😭

The original, IMO

Busted a chip selling ring today. Told them YNs I need a variety box in my room before 1st bell or it’s detention referrals on all they asses

ok she is so funny 😭💖

When I’m at the feminist bookstore and I hear someone say something with classist undertones

Nobody was touching them

"Nobody cared about race"

Everybody

RIP

elon musk the only immigrant i want deported i’m ngl

Yeah the aurora borealis is a thing of beauty but I’d rather see those areolas let’s berealis

About that time

This is so losery.

Traffic was crazy in the bathroom

I thought according to Wolf of Wall Street, day traders loved sex workers. What happened?