Beat my wife fuel

#BREAKING: Air Fryer hired on 2-yr deal The Airfryer

I mean who developed the algorithm at hinge. I’m going to actually beat their ass this isn’t funny anymore

you were at Trader Joe’s wearing your hello kitty panties and thigh high Rick and morty socks. I had a cart full of salami and organic eggs. We were put on this earth to procreate.

Christian rock is a genre dedicated to brainwashing white dudes into thinking missionary is awesome 👍

oh ur gonna kill urself because there’s no room for your carry-on bag in the overhead storage? Yes

I’m at the nyc half marathon wearing a linen shirt and touching every latina

typa shit ive been on

Go to Applebees. Order the classic combo. Get the brew pub pretzels with extra beer cheese. Get the fucking blue Hawaiian Long Island iced tea. Say it’s your birthday for the free cookie skillet. Don’t tip the waitress.

I generally care about the environment but the sound generated by air hand dryers makes me want to kill myself.

good riddance…bum

Here we go again. Every summer the so-called ‘analysts’ start coming out of hibernation & sucking off DJ only for him to go 7/13 with 100 yds and the giants to lose a week 7 toilet bowl grudge match with the panthers 10-14

Moneyball is the plane movie of all time

BREAKING: NFL Commanders VP of Content Labels Black Commanders Players "Homophobic" and NFL Players "Dumb As All Hell," Calls Fans "High School Educated Alcoholics"  During an undercover date with an O’Keefe Media Group journalist, Rael Enteen (Rael Enteen), Vice President of Content

david sills at home rn like

yo D david sills is ass!! you gonna call ur mommy? fuckin baby.

watching young sheldon w my bitch. She give me that eureka l

at the 14th st ymca telling the children im daddy yankee

I had a dream about Chinese zendaya