Honestly at this point my likes are 90% anime girls and vtuber fanart from just spam-liking it for 48 hours so I should probably consider making that tab private because I look insane.

Listen, they just have to say yes ONCE and you’re set for life. #DontJudge

Awesome ideas that would make you a loser to do IRL: Naming eras of your life after people you were dating. “Ah the Shannonian days. Much nicer than the Amber Epoch, but I still prefer the Jessicarassic period.”

Evil-doers who captured me: TELL ME WHO YOU WORK FOR!!! Me: NEVER! *bites down on 80 to 500 apple seeds*

I am starting to wonder if "No AI in product" will become a sellable feature.

amber Idk but people who like stuff that could end their relationship deserve to be dumped

PLEASE PLEASE HIRE ME AS A DJ!!! PLEASE I’M DOING SOMETHING!!!!! Frank Sinatra: in other wooooords… IN other woooords… I…. Loooooooove… Soulja Boy: YOUUUUUUUUU *steel pan*

Smoke detector

Unfortunately, old people were cooking when they came up with waking up early to sit on the porch and drink a beverage. I’ve never chilled harder.

you think tables are a fckn JOKE

[Nintendo Boardroom] So we need a new Zelda game. Any ideas? Players have always wanted to play as Zelda, want to do that? Ooo I like it. How the tables have turned… *Writing tables in huge font on a whiteboard* NOW the ideas are flowing! Okay what else?

「勝手に借りるなも！！！💢」 #ゼルダの伝説 #知恵のかりもの #LegendofZelda #EchoesofWisdom

• Snuck in to event to set up after declining legit method… • Has crumby AI fake account(s?) that specifically defends company so he doesn’t have to… • Only apologized when caught… • NFT pfp… Why is the average ‘techbro’ just the worst POS on the planet?

Red flags 🚩 🚩🚩🚩 • Slams doors • Dogs don’t like him • Anti-Chiitan

No actually, I don’t think I will.

The interviewer had a civic duty to hit her with a small brick the size of a medium brick and just… didn’t. Coward.