Patriotic enough for you? #LANK

I’d do a lotta things to be on a boat with strawberry milk mob rn

Thank god I got called off work 10 minutes before I had to go in. Would’ve HATED to be 8 deep at the beach rn

Are jorts gay or cool I can’t decide #LANK

Did you see Charles Barkley today? Didn’t think so

I do not get paid nearly enough to be up rn #Shrink part-time jobs

Baked beans watching Hassan Whiteside highlights

#shrink whatever tf this is

#expand tactical iPads?

How else would I become the next wolf of my town? Talking to you John “thiccy” Guluksen

Work hard play hard stay frosty tonight folks

I got called Shane Gillis at the bar yesterday what the fuck

A girl saying she’s into Fortnite is the most performative shit I’ve even see. I bet she loves golf and lifting too

My j*b title is “driving range attendant”. HOW do they have me doing ts rn

Burner meet up but make it summer ball LeAnthony “The Truth” Funchess #stillgotit

“Yea I was an aphi back in college 😝”

Green fn

Easy 6

“That looks so good lemme get a picture of that”

Burner bros live from the dage LeAnthony “The Truth” Funchess