I have never needed a holiday more in my fucking life

Shall we talk about the time I took a girl home n she went to the toilet in the night. On the way back she mistakenly went into my parents room, mounted my sleeping father and said ‘maxy baby’ tryna fuck🤣

my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because I’d already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I’m gonna make him watch gossip girl

It’s interesting how much of the British establishment seems to have a bigger problem with Meghan Markle than Prince Andrew.

I can not wait to go wedding dress shopping 👰🥺👰🥺

Why did we all cry on the last day of primary school like we was off to fight in the war

This booking in advance stuff does not suit the life of the spontaneous & indecisive

why do boys play videos SO loud in your ear first thing in the morning have you never heard of a volume down button

I don’t believe in ‘travelling light’. What if I change my mind about the outfits I packed? Now I have to wear them

Casa amor stresses me out every year. The girls sat chatting about their guys, all very respectable and the guys are basically having an orgy 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 I’m sorry but why do girls have a bad name boys are the worst 😷

Casa Amor literally makes me hate my boyfriend for no reason

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Last week, for the sake of twenty quid, he tipped 800,000 people into poverty. This week, our PM paints in a villa costing £25,000 per week. I feel sick.

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who the fuck thought paper straws and tango ice blasts would work

Laughing so much at this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭