the whole point of making money is paying for dinner for ur friends and buying a little gift for your cousins and getting flowers for ur parents and giving it away to ur neighbors and every once in a while following a little dream in ur head

party at my house!!!

men be like "i can't commit" and then stay friends with the worst people their whole lives

every day we inch closer to "protein vape" being real. i know someone out there is in the lab giving rats a new type of cancer trying to figure it out

this is one of those overstimulating twitter days

Catherine Connolly, an independent left-wing politician, has won the Irish presidential race. She becomes the nation’s third Female president.

Making a comeback because I’m facing a new level of horrors

I just got put on nfi

I’m gonna miss Cynthia Erivo meme factory after wicked

me after flipping round mm

This feta cheese shortage might be the last straw

Don’t remember tweeting or thinking this

I’m stuck in a reddit thread where everyday they post that David Attenborough is dead when in fact he isn’t dead

Is it wrong that I miss the cocaine energy of a certain man… #LateLateToyShow #neverforget

“It’s negative 40 degrees.” “Fahrenheit or Celsius?” “…I have amazing news.”

It’s actually a different kinda happiness to be just be able to do what I want when I want

Went to go unload my laundry and there’s nothing in there, I can’t believe someone literally stole my clothes but no, I did a whole wash with nothing in the machine.

Wha