“I love your song the sun will come out tomorrow”

This is what it’s like for one of the richest women in America. Imagine what it’s like for the average woman who has a stalker. Why do they keep letting him back out?

LMAO

In another kick in the jewels for the former president*, Yusef Salaam, of the Central Park 5, wins a NYC council seat. Donnie wanted him executed once.

Every time I watch something about the Scottish baby box I just sit and dissociate in American

lowkey 'seize him' and 'unhand me' were huge for the english language

My dog be begging for ANYTHING. Baby what are you finna do with a Celsius and a blunt??????

Me seeing why my tire is flat:

Eminem has reportedly requested that his music be removed from an agreement with licensor BMI after Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy went viral for rapping to one of his songs at the Iowa State Fair.

A cease-and-desist letter is said to have been sent to…

oh i feel seen

uber driver: partied hard tn???

me in the backseat:

OSHA-certified caterpillar

kourtney stole her wedding country kim stole her fuck ass bob

Growing up, I always borrowed my parents luggage for long trips and it was 10-15 years old and I didn’t understand why we didn’t just get new rolling suitcases and now I know it’s bc rolling suitcases are in that category of things I cannot believe are so expensive. Like lamps.

The Spanish language went off with biblioteca