You will not fuck with my children’s future. You will not destroy the freedoms my grandfather fought two world wars to defend. Fuck off you over-promoted rubber bath toy. Britain is revolted by you and you little gang of masturbatory prefects.

Did not expect to be emotionally gutted by a utility pole this morning

That hurt.

Memories

Just look at this unemployed human enjoying life. This human doesn’t even have neck 😭😭😭

Wrote an article for gal-dem on the larger issue behind Nina Kraviz’s words and actions. Thank you to MIZZ DEE DIGGS for the insights and Tara Joshi for commissioning me! gal-dem.com/nina-kraviz-co…

Young people - today is your last chance. Register to vote or I will make another enchanting romantic comedy. #registertovote TACTICALLY.

This is the type of article I need today.

I love this duck

Going to another country’s supermarket to buy crisp and juice is so lit.

HORRIFIED to have to inform you: running before work makes you feel better :(

Me today

Anyone else spell their surname immediately after saying it?

On my BBC Radio 6 Music show 4pm today we go #LoudandProud! Playlist inspired by my 25+ yrs running, hosting & DJing queer clubs around the world inc Kate Bush Suede HQ Soft Cell LIZZO The Dandy Warhols Sugababes tori amos New Order + chat abt Glitterbox doc #WhereLoveLives 💥

my budget for July is £100

First normal summer in 2 years…. World War 3

How many were overcharged at Barcelona's #Sónar2022 cashless? Sónar