I’m standing 10 feet from the stage, in a sea of diehards, and some are getting restless. Checking phones, stealing glances at the teleprompter, whispering about when it will be over.

Uncle Don Drunken talk.

Uncle Don sleepyhead speech.

Lots of people asking me to comment on this photo, so I will explain why Trump wears these shoulder pads. 🧵

Many people are saying that trump HATES this picture that accurately makes him look like the crusty old dusty weird fart that he truly is. It'd be a real shame if everyone retweeted this picture everywhere and forced him to throw ketchup. It might even make him cry.

Can we get 500 reposts of this ASAP? #KamalaInvestsInUS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

RETWEET if you think Tim Walz won the debate!

RETWEET if you are with her!

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, CNN just fact checked Donald Trump’s claims that FEMA is skimming funds off the top for migrants. It’s no shocker that Trump is lying for his own benefit. Retweet so all Americans see the media hold Trump accountable.

BREAKING: Everyone needs to watch the ELECTRIC end of Kamala Harris’ speech to a PACKED crowd in Flint, Michigan. Retweet so all Americans hear this important message while fighting back against MAGA lies that no one showed up.

This is Florida GOP Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna. She just voted against $20 billion for FEMA disaster relief funding. Her district will be one of the areas hardest hit by the Category 5 Hurricane Milton. RETWEET if you think Rep. Anna Paulina Luna is a disgrace!

She is so fucking cool.

🚨NEW: Liz Cheney publicly calls on George W. Bush to endorse Kamala Harris for President. RETWEET if you agree!

BREAKING: Congresswoman Gwen Moore and Judy Chu just walked right up to Speaker Johnson’s office and demanded answers to why Elon Musk and his teenage cronies are looking at confidential American taxpayer information. This is the type of resistance we need.

Were Nevada ballots changed? Data expert details problems with vote data youtu.be/6G8fu50VRXo?si… via YouTube

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump just fell asleep at his briefing in Saudi Arabia. What a disaster.

❗️RETWEET if you stand with President 🇺🇦Zelensky!

RETWEET if you stand with Elizabeth Warren against Donald Trump and the GOP!

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump has fallen asleep during his own cabinet meeting. This is so embarrassing.