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Just hits a bit sweeter when it's Paul Joyce, doesn't it? You have all these fancy arses like Fabrizio Romano driving round Rome in a Ferrari... whilst Paul lives in Huyton and drives a Ford Mondeo. God bless Paul Joyce.

A spine of Alisson, Van Dijk, Mac Allister, Wirtz, and Salah.

Not for me, this. Don't think he should be starting every week next season… but he's a massive character and leader to lose, especially with so much change. Highly doubt Atletico would be paying big money either. Think his wannabe celebrity agent will be pushing this though 🐀

Andy Robertson not getting a proper send-off at Anfield is shite. Unbelievable player for Liverpool over the years… kept his head down, never heard him moan, and would run through a brick wall for you. Gutted about that one.

Wonder if Andy Robertson will just change his shirt name to "Andy" now he's going to live in Madrid... probably won't because he's not a bellend who's more interested in modelling Prada undies. Hope he smashes it at Atletico.

Milos Kerkez: "They've got a little Japanese fella who wears a gumshield and yellow boots; he's hard as fuck."

The fellas 😎 Going to be a serious problem these two 💨

Terrorising them trophyless bastards at the Hill Dicko and then confirming number 21 at Old Trafford on the 2nd of May. That's the recipe for me.

Only 10 minutes in, and Trent's running back like he's got 3 Mars bars down his undies. How did we all put up with that big dosser for years?

Trent could have been going for another Premier League title with his boyhood club; instead, he's looking unbelievably awkward, stinking the gaff out, getting skinned by some Saudi Arabian fella called Al-Dawsari. Unbelievable watch this.

Trent hooked after 60 minutes ahahhahaaa they paid 10 million quid to get him 3 weeks early 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 big useless Prada dungaree wearing fanny.

It's #FlorianFriday

Got the kitchen ready for our Florian's announcement

How's it going

We've actually signed Florian Wirtz. I can't believe it. What a fucking signing.

I've gone early. Fuck it. What a gorgeous man.

He's actually apologising for it taking a while. 🥹 This fella doesn't understand how much he's going to be loved here. Get the season going, man. I can't fucking wait.

Remember as a kid me da trying to convince me it was sound Suarez was going because Ricky Lambert was going to bang them in for fun… and today we've just announced Florian Wirtz. What a fucking time to be alive.